Andy: Look at that kid climbing beside you, she’s having so much fun.

Qiqi: That’s just ’cause she hasn’t learned fear yet.


Me: Don’t be crazy!

Qiqi: Don’t be crazy, be frisky!!!

Me: Oh! Where’s that from?

Qiqi: It’s not from anywhere, I just made it up.

Qiqi: You were just passed out on the ground so this guy offered to lift you up for us.

Me: That’s so nice of him.

Qiqi: Yeah, he was pretty cute actually. It would have been a cute story of how you guys met.

Me: !!

Qiqi: Yeah but then you woke up and jumped off him, saying “I DON’T NEED NO MAN!”