Kristina: The only good thing about Chris Brown is that his life is a continual mess.


Kristina: I need to learn to write with my left hand.

Me: Wait, why?

Kristina: I want to write with both hands. I just want to be skillful.

Kristina: Can we…like.. talk about for a second, how I’m on the clearance section of electronics at Walmart and there are rubber bands listed? It is literally the tenth item.