Kristina: If you go in with low expectations, it can only go up from there.
Kristina: I don’t know. It’s hard out there for a pimp.
Me: Yeah, and then maybe I’ll trick some dude into marrying and providing for me. Then I just won’t move anymore.
Kristina: Hearing you say these things make me so proud. I know we haven’t known each other that long, but I feel like I’ve had a good influence on you.
Kristina: Me and Trixie have the same sense of humour. It’s concerning, but also kinda nice.
Kristina: Did you know, when pigeons eat rice, they explode? That’s why you shouldn’t throw rice at weddings.
Me: (shocked silence)
Kristina: It’s true.
Kristina: Once you turn 26, your life is over.
Kristina: Oh nothing, just old age.