Me: Why does your computer hate you so much?

Kristina: Maybe it doesn’t want me to work. And I get it, I don’t want to work either. But here we are.


Kristina: It won’t let me log out. I mean, I understand not letting me log in. But like, you should WANT me out.

Kristina: I’m going to throw this computer into the trash can.

Kristina: Now it won’t let me log in.

Kristina: I’m going to pop off.