Kristina: The only good thing about Chris Brown is that his life is a continual mess.
Kristina: I need to learn to write with my left hand.
Me: Wait, why?
Kristina: I want to write with both hands. I just want to be skillful.
Kristina: Can we…like.. talk about for a second, how I’m on the clearance section of electronics at Walmart and there are rubber bands listed? It is literally the tenth item.
Kristina: When I have my inevitable stroke from this place, Irisa, don’t phone anyone. Just let me die under my desk.
Kristina: Okay but if you’re ugly, you have no choice BUT to be smart.
Kristina: You just gotta do you, boo. Forever and always.
Me: Well, you bring up a good point.
Kristina: Well, I’m super smart, Irisa.
Kristina: You’re welcome.