Ava: That’s exactly what my dad says. He says people that share everything about their lives on Facebook aren’t stable.


Ava: Kris Jenner is life.

Ava: Aidan, what was your wish?

Aidan: I wish for my school to burn down.

Negin: That’s a horrible wish.

Aidan: NO! Mom! Here’s the good thing about my wish, it benefits everybody.

(Heatwave in California)

Me: Omg, can you get a hotel in a different state? I need you to be alive.

Ava: Idk, it’s Trump’s America. Either way, I’m fucked.