Ava: Kris Jenner is life.
Sanila: Millenial insight is a beautiful thing.
Ava: I don’t know, I could do without the influencers.
Ava: PUT THAT POSITIVE ENERGY OUT THERE AND IT’S GONNA COME RIGHT BACK AT YOU
Ava: Aidan, what was your wish?
Aidan: I wish for my school to burn down.
Negin: That’s a horrible wish.
Aidan: NO! Mom! Here’s the good thing about my wish, it benefits everybody.
(Heatwave in California)
Me: Omg, can you get a hotel in a different state? I need you to be alive.
Ava: Idk, it’s Trump’s America. Either way, I’m fucked.
Ava: CAN YOU MAIL ME A VIAL OF YOUR “GET IT RIGHT GET IT TIGHT”?
Ava: Omg, Irisa. Are you a fuck boy?