Sinyi: Jason, do you want this? It’s my favourite drink right now. (pulls bottle out of fridge)

Jason Y: What is that? I’m scared.


(sees me Googling Mordecai Richler)

Philip: You’ve never read any of his books?

Me: …………I’m an immigrant!

Philip: No you’re not, bitch, shut up. Listen to your “accent”.

Kristina: It won’t let me log out. I mean, I understand not letting me log in. But like, you should WANT me out.

Kristina: I’m going to throw this computer into the trash can.

Kristina: Now it won’t let me log in.

Kristina: I’m going to pop off.