Kevin: Ever think it’s called sand because it’s between land and sea?
Sinyi: I struggle with subtraction.
Me: (in a small voice) But you’re an accountant…
Andrew: Let me show you his dick pics.
Me: I don’t want to see his dick pics.
Andrew: Oh, you’re going to see his dick pics.
Hani: I’m going to get coffee, want to come with?
Hani: Well then, you should.
Fabienne: I thought we were dead. I was like, “game over guys, we’re dead.” And they were high out of their minds and super happy and I was like, “you guys shouldn’t be laughing, we’re dead now.”
Kristina: It’s like, I love me the most. I’m the best.
Sinyi: He’s a very kind soul.
Me: Yeah, he is!
Sinyi: He’s just…
Me: (to Cindy) She doesn’t think he’s good looking.
Sinyi: He just doesn’t exhibit the characteristics of someone who is aesthetically pleasing.